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Thankful

2009-01-28T23:42:00.000-08:00

I've seen the popular email "If you can read this thank a teacher...etc..."

Here is a new take:

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier. If you can live to learn and fight for freedom, thank our Heavenly Father.

Vik 012909 02:45

Man:Quizzy Creature

2005-12-17T01:28:00.000-08:00

A Waffle House spot declares we have real plates, real cups, and real silverware.

What kind of land do we live in that adopts highways and murders unborn motorists?

IT’S ALL BACKWARDS!
ADOPT - POD = (Peas in a Pod) Family Unit
ABORT - ROB = (Stealing life) Monetary Unit

Man, quizzy creature. More caught up with his attainment of creation than his atonement of his creator. (AT / ONE / MENT).

ONE BODY
ONE LORD
ONE FAITH
ONE BAPTISM
ONE FATHER
ONE SAVIOR
ONE WAY TO HEAVEN
THOUSANDS OF DENOMINATIONS

one devil
denomination = demon in nation

public cildup (public library) (sealed up knowledge)

WHAT’S YOUR SOURCE?

Independent studies show...
Sources tell CNN that...
It’s commonly known that...
According to the latest polls...
It’s proven that...

American’s get upset when their garbage is not picked up on schedule,
Some Third World citizens would kill to have that garbage.

Classic Quotacola

2005-11-23T02:37:00.000-08:00

Don’t fear the one in the White House,
Fear the One on the white horse!

If you prepare for the worse and get the reverse you’re well rehearsed
If you want the best and get less you seem depressed.

The “God-man” died divided so God and man could live united.

Happiness = Dye in the wool. (Superficial)
Joy = Wool from a died and risen lamb. (New Creation)

What kind of land do we live in that adopts highways and murders unborn motorists?

The Four Stages of Adultery

2005-08-26T08:58:00.000-07:00

4 STAGES OF ADULTERY
#1) Social
#2) Sensual
#3) Sexual
#4) Sheol

EVACUCATION

2005-08-19T04:09:00.000-07:00

A COUPLE WENT TO ORLANDO FOR THEIR HONEYMOON. ENTERING THE TAXI THEY WERE FRAZZLED FROM THE WEDDING AND SUBSEQUENT PLANE TRIP. A CUTE SCENE AS THEY NAPPED ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS WHILE A TRUSTED ESCORT LED THEM ON. [TWO HOURS LATER] "WELL, HERE WE ARE!" THE DRIVER RANG OUT TO AWAKEN THE NEWLY WEDDED DUO. SHOCKED AND PERPLEXED THE GROOM SPOKE. "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
PROUDLY AND POSTHUMOUSLY THE CABBIE PROCLAIMED. "ONLY AT THE BEST GATOR, GRITS AND GOULASH IN THE WORLD! BUT WHY DID YOU GUYS WANT TO COME HERE FOR YOUR VACATION?"
THEY PROMPTLY SPED AWAY AND POPPED IN SOME CAFFEINE PILLS AS THE SIGN FOR "WALT'S DINEY WORLD" DISAPPEARED IN THE DUST.

The New Word Order

2005-08-17T18:02:00.000-07:00

(New words that Webster would deeply consider scrapping from any 400th edition of his great dignacious dictionary) Also known as {The New Word Order}

I am a strict adherent to the raising of wages to equal inflation, oh yes!
I'm proud to be a member of the NEW WAGE MOVEMENT.

A tree of oil, grown in soil, a symbol of purity
Seven vessels, one messiah in this
MINORAH "T"

DEWEY really need to discontinue the decimal card file system?

Cough Drops for Masons= MASONIC LOZENGES.

A sudden realization of a certain type of genre that's being referred to in conversation.=GENRELIZATION.

The ability to spiritually perceive on the outer edges where most don't attend= SPIRIPHERAL VISION.

COINCEDENO= An incidental, coincided innuendo.

A get-together to help stock a new bride's kitchen= SPATULA PARTY

The existence of a sudden and sustained influx of words that match their sounds
=PHENOMENOMATAPEIA.

They're such a theological couple, they have HIS AND HERMANEUTICS.

Well looks like that peace treaty shot all into a PIECES TREATY.

Thank you for your concern but PREPARRANGEMENTS have already been made for that . (Prepared arrangements--more specific)

Don't ask "Temperature hot or spicy hot?", anymore.
Temperature hot =TEMPHOT
Spicy hot = SPICEHOT

Welcome to Arm & Hammers Burgers may I have your odor?

Installed in every psychiatrist's office are EMOTION DETECTORS to better give the Dr. a true reading of your feelings.

VIRTUE REALITY (WAIT FOR A MATE)

INTERNET FOR GREEN ACRES FANS= The World Wide Eb

PRECAUTIOUS= AN ADVANCED STATE OF CAUTION

A HAPPY FOOD WITH STIMULATING DELICACIES= A HAPPATIZER

MIT-SUB-IS-HI = (Massachusetts Institute of Technology SUBway is too Hi

A DECORATIVE ARRANGEMENT = DECORANGEMENT

Loose a Fear

2005-08-16T16:25:00.000-07:00

To: floydd@USGVLTAO)
You wrote:
>
>
>In ten decades
>the tiny ticks will
>launch fire from above.
>In ten years
>the toys will
>tell tales
>of unrequieted love.
>In ten hours
>the tanks will
>roll forward into night.
>In ten minutes
>the truth will
>come looking for a fight.
>In ten seconds
>the quartz stammered
spring will toll new

Endless voyages of passed time in the village of the Who's
Horton begs of quieting that thonging gong
a small meaningless time stroker to the happy
creatures (Who called you happy?) Who's don't...
but a shattering thunder ever present booms of doom
Stop that.
Ten lightyears down the 3-D 4-D matter plane
another light bearer polishes his gleeming white fangs
mouth swells with anticipated deceptive saliva. Eruption
spews forth a lava of lies all creation halts, when will the
Son appear? Then just as the rains force the ground to give up there
creepy crawly banquet for fowl and pheasant near. The ray beams
through the clouds that never left then another ray, in concert they
stream raining light of truth on the creation, frustration. They ray
and ray and raise the dead while raizing hell. Saliva runs dry. The
heart of the earth crys aloud EXIT! GO OUT! BANISHED! Then creepily
crawlily a giant slithering hellish banquet bursts through the ground
Eagleangels swoop tearing him scale from scale f.a.c.e. e.g.b.d.f.
the notes fall to the ground...a once instrument of praise then pride,
then purpose, now ashes clutters the hymnal of reciprosipocracy.

The alarm mutes
The clown unfrowns
The politician prays
The creation de-expectates
joy abounds.

777 x 666=5/17/48.2 (3days after Israel's re-nation)

See Eckhart, I knew you would think about the future
PSALM 119 beth

Creativity Seminar Gone Awry

2005-08-15T07:00:00.000-07:00

We knew something was wrong with Zven. He just sat there in a
mystic gaze eyes prowling, whirling at times, ripples of deep blue
intertwined about as if to say, "Why did I take on this dang durn
project anyway?" Helpless and hopeless.....and hopless. Yes "hopless"
Zven was a toad, and not a too darn cheery one at that. Pour John
Denver, into his griddle sun's comin' up got stakes in the heart of
every godless heathen sneezin' vampin' umpire that don't see it on the
mountain. Angels in the outfield, huh? I think they appear
translucently in the night on the highway. Michael! land on that car
riiiiiiiiiiiight there! Whaddayadu?? Pick up the phone scgiv' me uh
call. Well--seeya here. Steve Austin, a man bearly alive mauled by Dan Akroyd's bad
writers pen. I sword up and down I'd never do this again but the
demons kept closing in MY SIN!? Across lacrosse croissant aunt ant Bea
bee be E=mc hammer. She's a very funny girl, the kind you give five
copies to, on a bus on the phone tryin to make her yaweh home like a
slob in Rome. Tower of Pisa or power of teasing? I bought that cat
it's mine, that's that. Where? (sfx)"pat" "pat" (sfx) it's real, not a
toy I B O U G H T I T O F F A B O Y ! ! !
Well seminars can't really teach you any thing rubber-meet-roadish
anyway. What the medication doesn't filter thru is what dispels the
ripples blue. A mind is a terrible thing to waste is a terrible thing
to mind. Yet brother Gump with shoulders slumpt sighed, "Oh man
Lieutenant Dan, My mama always said, 'a Mast is a terrible thing to
wind'.".:) (: 867-5309eeyine. Poolowe see ba goomba. Uh...moola moola
uhh em..moooola. I'm not that fat Gilligan! Calling Dr. Bombay.
Jeeaanaaaaaayyyy. Steve, these kids is driving me crazy.
aol@sit.com.WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Turbulence over Lubbock
More to come
A plane was shook in the heavens
In the end a fair horse won

ps: 667 end it all, start anew