The New Word Order

(New words that Webster would deeply consider scrapping from any 400th edition of his great dignacious dictionary) Also known as {The New Word Order}


I am a strict adherent to the raising of wages to equal inflation, oh yes!
I'm proud to be a member of the NEW WAGE MOVEMENT.

A tree of oil, grown in soil, a symbol of purity
Seven vessels, one messiah in this
MINORAH "T"

DEWEY really need to discontinue the decimal card file system?

Cough Drops for Masons= MASONIC LOZENGES.

A sudden realization of a certain type of genre that's being referred to in conversation.=GENRELIZATION.

The ability to spiritually perceive on the outer edges where most don't attend= SPIRIPHERAL VISION.

COINCEDENO= An incidental, coincided innuendo.

A get-together to help stock a new bride's kitchen= SPATULA PARTY


The existence of a sudden and sustained influx of words that match their sounds
=PHENOMENOMATAPEIA.

They're such a theological couple, they have HIS AND HERMANEUTICS.

Well looks like that peace treaty shot all into a PIECES TREATY.

Thank you for your concern but PREPARRANGEMENTS have already been made for that . (Prepared arrangements--more specific)


Don't ask "Temperature hot or spicy hot?", anymore.
Temperature hot =TEMPHOT
Spicy hot = SPICEHOT

Welcome to Arm & Hammers Burgers may I have your odor?

Installed in every psychiatrist's office are EMOTION DETECTORS to better give the Dr. a true reading of your feelings.

VIRTUE REALITY (WAIT FOR A MATE)

INTERNET FOR GREEN ACRES FANS= The World Wide Eb

PRECAUTIOUS= AN ADVANCED STATE OF CAUTION

A HAPPY FOOD WITH STIMULATING DELICACIES= A HAPPATIZER

MIT-SUB-IS-HI = (Massachusetts Institute of Technology SUBway is too Hi

A DECORATIVE ARRANGEMENT = DECORANGEMENT