EVACUCATION

A COUPLE WENT TO ORLANDO FOR THEIR HONEYMOON. ENTERING THE TAXI THEY WERE FRAZZLED FROM THE WEDDING AND SUBSEQUENT PLANE TRIP. A CUTE SCENE AS THEY NAPPED ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS WHILE A TRUSTED ESCORT LED THEM ON. [TWO HOURS LATER] "WELL, HERE WE ARE!" THE DRIVER RANG OUT TO AWAKEN THE NEWLY WEDDED DUO. SHOCKED AND PERPLEXED THE GROOM SPOKE. "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
PROUDLY AND POSTHUMOUSLY THE CABBIE PROCLAIMED. "ONLY AT THE BEST GATOR, GRITS AND GOULASH IN THE WORLD! BUT WHY DID YOU GUYS WANT TO COME HERE FOR YOUR VACATION?"
THEY PROMPTLY SPED AWAY AND POPPED IN SOME CAFFEINE PILLS AS THE SIGN FOR "WALT'S DINEY WORLD" DISAPPEARED IN THE DUST.