The Four Stages of Adultery

4 STAGES OF ADULTERY
#1) Social
#2) Sensual
#3) Sexual
#4) Sheol

EVACUCATION

A COUPLE WENT TO ORLANDO FOR THEIR HONEYMOON. ENTERING THE TAXI THEY WERE FRAZZLED FROM THE WEDDING AND SUBSEQUENT PLANE TRIP. A CUTE SCENE AS THEY NAPPED ON EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS WHILE A TRUSTED ESCORT LED THEM ON. [TWO HOURS LATER] "WELL, HERE WE ARE!" THE DRIVER RANG OUT TO AWAKEN THE NEWLY WEDDED DUO. SHOCKED AND PERPLEXED THE GROOM SPOKE. "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"
PROUDLY AND POSTHUMOUSLY THE CABBIE PROCLAIMED. "ONLY AT THE BEST GATOR, GRITS AND GOULASH IN THE WORLD! BUT WHY DID YOU GUYS WANT TO COME HERE FOR YOUR VACATION?"
THEY PROMPTLY SPED AWAY AND POPPED IN SOME CAFFEINE PILLS AS THE SIGN FOR "WALT'S DINEY WORLD" DISAPPEARED IN THE DUST.

The New Word Order

(New words that Webster would deeply consider scrapping from any 400th edition of his great dignacious dictionary) Also known as {The New Word Order}


I am a strict adherent to the raising of wages to equal inflation, oh yes!
I'm proud to be a member of the NEW WAGE MOVEMENT.

A tree of oil, grown in soil, a symbol of purity
Seven vessels, one messiah in this
MINORAH "T"

DEWEY really need to discontinue the decimal card file system?

Cough Drops for Masons= MASONIC LOZENGES.

A sudden realization of a certain type of genre that's being referred to in conversation.=GENRELIZATION.

The ability to spiritually perceive on the outer edges where most don't attend= SPIRIPHERAL VISION.

COINCEDENO= An incidental, coincided innuendo.

A get-together to help stock a new bride's kitchen= SPATULA PARTY


The existence of a sudden and sustained influx of words that match their sounds
=PHENOMENOMATAPEIA.

They're such a theological couple, they have HIS AND HERMANEUTICS.

Well looks like that peace treaty shot all into a PIECES TREATY.

Thank you for your concern but PREPARRANGEMENTS have already been made for that . (Prepared arrangements--more specific)


Don't ask "Temperature hot or spicy hot?", anymore.
Temperature hot =TEMPHOT
Spicy hot = SPICEHOT

Welcome to Arm & Hammers Burgers may I have your odor?

Installed in every psychiatrist's office are EMOTION DETECTORS to better give the Dr. a true reading of your feelings.

VIRTUE REALITY (WAIT FOR A MATE)

INTERNET FOR GREEN ACRES FANS= The World Wide Eb

PRECAUTIOUS= AN ADVANCED STATE OF CAUTION

A HAPPY FOOD WITH STIMULATING DELICACIES= A HAPPATIZER

MIT-SUB-IS-HI = (Massachusetts Institute of Technology SUBway is too Hi

A DECORATIVE ARRANGEMENT = DECORANGEMENT

Loose a Fear

To: floydd@USGVLTAO)
You wrote:
>
>
>In ten decades
>the tiny ticks will
>launch fire from above.
>In ten years
>the toys will
>tell tales
>of unrequieted love.
>In ten hours
>the tanks will
>roll forward into night.
>In ten minutes
>the truth will
>come looking for a fight.
>In ten seconds
>the quartz stammered
spring will toll new

Endless voyages of passed time in the village of the Who's
Horton begs of quieting that thonging gong
a small meaningless time stroker to the happy
creatures (Who called you happy?) Who's don't...
but a shattering thunder ever present booms of doom
Stop that.
Ten lightyears down the 3-D 4-D matter plane
another light bearer polishes his gleeming white fangs
mouth swells with anticipated deceptive saliva. Eruption
spews forth a lava of lies all creation halts, when will the
Son appear? Then just as the rains force the ground to give up there
creepy crawly banquet for fowl and pheasant near. The ray beams
through the clouds that never left then another ray, in concert they
stream raining light of truth on the creation, frustration. They ray
and ray and raise the dead while raizing hell. Saliva runs dry. The
heart of the earth crys aloud EXIT! GO OUT! BANISHED! Then creepily
crawlily a giant slithering hellish banquet bursts through the ground
Eagleangels swoop tearing him scale from scale f.a.c.e. e.g.b.d.f.
the notes fall to the ground...a once instrument of praise then pride,
then purpose, now ashes clutters the hymnal of reciprosipocracy.


The alarm mutes
The clown unfrowns
The politician prays
The creation de-expectates
joy abounds.


777 x 666=5/17/48.2 (3days after Israel's re-nation)

See Eckhart, I knew you would think about the future
PSALM 119 beth

Creativity Seminar Gone Awry

We knew something was wrong with Zven. He just sat there in a
mystic gaze eyes prowling, whirling at times, ripples of deep blue
intertwined about as if to say, "Why did I take on this dang durn
project anyway?" Helpless and hopeless.....and hopless. Yes "hopless"
Zven was a toad, and not a too darn cheery one at that. Pour John
Denver, into his griddle sun's comin' up got stakes in the heart of
every godless heathen sneezin' vampin' umpire that don't see it on the
mountain. Angels in the outfield, huh? I think they appear
translucently in the night on the highway. Michael! land on that car
riiiiiiiiiiiight there! Whaddayadu?? Pick up the phone scgiv' me uh
call. Well--seeya here. Steve Austin, a man bearly alive mauled by Dan Akroyd's bad
writers pen. I sword up and down I'd never do this again but the
demons kept closing in MY SIN!? Across lacrosse croissant aunt ant Bea
bee be E=mc hammer. She's a very funny girl, the kind you give five
copies to, on a bus on the phone tryin to make her yaweh home like a
slob in Rome. Tower of Pisa or power of teasing? I bought that cat
it's mine, that's that. Where? (sfx)"pat" "pat" (sfx) it's real, not a
toy I B O U G H T I T O F F A B O Y ! ! !
Well seminars can't really teach you any thing rubber-meet-roadish
anyway. What the medication doesn't filter thru is what dispels the
ripples blue. A mind is a terrible thing to waste is a terrible thing
to mind. Yet brother Gump with shoulders slumpt sighed, "Oh man
Lieutenant Dan, My mama always said, 'a Mast is a terrible thing to
wind'.".:) (: 867-5309eeyine. Poolowe see ba goomba. Uh...moola moola
uhh em..moooola. I'm not that fat Gilligan! Calling Dr. Bombay.
Jeeaanaaaaaayyyy. Steve, these kids is driving me crazy.
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Turbulence over Lubbock
More to come
A plane was shook in the heavens
In the end a fair horse won


ps: 667 end it all, start anew