(New words that Webster would deeply consider scrapping from any 400th edition of his great dignacious dictionary) Also known as {The New Word Order}
I am a strict adherent to the raising of wages to equal inflation, oh yes!
I'm proud to be a member of the NEW WAGE MOVEMENT.
A tree of oil, grown in soil, a symbol of purity
Seven vessels, one messiah in this
MINORAH "T"
DEWEY really need to discontinue the decimal card file system?
Cough Drops for Masons= MASONIC LOZENGES.
A sudden realization of a certain type of genre that's being referred to in conversation.=GENRELIZATION.
The ability to spiritually perceive on the outer edges where most don't attend= SPIRIPHERAL VISION.
COINCEDENO= An incidental, coincided innuendo.
A get-together to help stock a new bride's kitchen= SPATULA PARTY
The existence of a sudden and sustained influx of words that match their sounds
=PHENOMENOMATAPEIA.
They're such a theological couple, they have HIS AND HERMANEUTICS.
Well looks like that peace treaty shot all into a PIECES TREATY.
Thank you for your concern but PREPARRANGEMENTS have already been made for that . (Prepared arrangements--more specific)
Don't ask "Temperature hot or spicy hot?", anymore.
Temperature hot =TEMPHOT
Spicy hot = SPICEHOT
Welcome to Arm & Hammers Burgers may I have your odor?
Installed in every psychiatrist's office are EMOTION DETECTORS to better give the Dr. a true reading of your feelings.
VIRTUE REALITY (WAIT FOR A MATE)
INTERNET FOR GREEN ACRES FANS= The World Wide Eb
PRECAUTIOUS= AN ADVANCED STATE OF CAUTION
A HAPPY FOOD WITH STIMULATING DELICACIES= A HAPPATIZER
MIT-SUB-IS-HI = (Massachusetts Institute of Technology SUBway is too Hi
A DECORATIVE ARRANGEMENT = DECORANGEMENT